Ladies, here are a few things you'll learn about guys if you decided to move in with one.

1. They clean on a regular basis.

It's usually a bi-weekly basis. They let dishes build up in the sink and claim they're "soaking;" they'll scatter bread crumbs all over the floor and wait to scrub the toilet until the city issues a health code violation. They'll also get mad if you straighten up their stuff.

2. They ruin towels.

Guys go through towels like they're made of paper. Every booze spill, animal accident and fire is cleaned up with a bathroom towel and guys don't mind if it's ruined. They also think paper towels are a waste of money.

3. They pee in the sink.

They feel all the pipes go to the same place and urine's completely sterile. They wash it down and the ammonia cleans the drain. They pee in the shower too. Almost constantly.

4. They make noises.

Farting is the least of your problems as far as sound goes. Men hack, snore, cough, burp and generally let out gasses at loud volumes for most of the day.

5. They have guys over.

His friends will crash on the couch, watch TV, and sometimes when you get home from work or school, they'll be there, but your man won't. And they'll complain if any of your friends come over. They don't see it as a double standard, because their friends are actually fun. ha! (Thats what they think!)