Mikey B.
 

USELESS ASS TRIVIA

 
Friday 11/06/2009
Q: This is the NUMBER ONE thing women worry  about when starting a new job.....
Answer:  What they're going to wear.
 
Thursday 11/05/2009
Q: 36% of married men have at least one of these and will keep it  'til  his wife finds it.
Answer: An ex girlfriend's number
 
Tuesday 11/03/2009
Q: 48% of  women have used this ONE word to describe their husbands.
Answer: Messy
 
Monday 11/02/2009
Q: 1 in 5 Americans will experience this at least 5 times in their life.
Answer: Cheat Death

Friday 10/30/2009
Q: Toothbrushes are the number one least favorite treat for Halloween. What's the number two least favorite?
Answer: Raisins
 
Thursday 10/29/2009
Q:  No matter where you are in the U.S., you're no more than 145 miles from these....
Answer: McDonald's

MIKEY'S BLOG

Miley admits to never hearing a Jay-Z song!!!!!

Posted 11/6/2009 7:39:00 PM
It appears that a Jay-Z song wasn't on!

Miley Cyrus -- whose hit song, "Party in the U.S.A." includes a line about her nodding her head to one of the rapper's tracks -- says she doesn't know which of his songs inspired the lyrics.

"I've never heard a Jay-Z song," the singer, 16, said in an interview before her Halloween concert -- in which she was dressed as Pocahontas -- in Louisville, Kentucky this past Saturday. "I don't listen to pop music."

Then how did it get in her song -- which was recently No. 1 on the Top 40 charts?

"I don't know, I didn't write the song, so I have no idea," she said of the tune, which was written by a songwriting team of Dr. Luke, Claude Kelly and Jessica Cornish. "Honestly, I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line. I ...

Chris Brown's camp say Rihanna lied on 20/20

Posted 11/6/2009 7:21:00 PM
After yesterday's preview of Rihanna on 20/20, Chris Brown's camp took to Twitter and pretty much blasted Rihanna for lying and being a different person for thecameras.
 
Heres the preview that was aired....
 
 
 
Here are the responses from Chris Brown's camp on Twitter....
 
Chris’ dj: (djbabeydrew)

“MAD!!!! I need the real story to come out now!!! This is sum bullcrap!!!! Uncut Bullcrap!”

“Awwww man I am Mad!!!! Truth will come to Light !!! It always does!!!!”

” u should wanna hear from the people that really know the truth!!!”

___

Moe!(Chris’ best friend)(The girl that was just hanging out with rihanna a few weeks ago)
(Monohomo)

“have you seen the GMA interview? what are your thoughts on it? >>>SUS”

“he’s career ain’t ova. He made her 2 Wat she is day. Riri just needs away 2. Get her career back up”

___

MIJO! (Chris best ...

MARIAH CAREY PUTTING ON A LITTLE CHUNK

Posted 11/5/2009 1:42:00 PM
Mariah Carey looks like a Jelly Clarkson in training. One of the biggest divas in history is so full of herself that she didn't recognize that she looks horrible in her bathing suit. Thats what happens when you get married!!!
Mariah was spotted while on the set of a photo shoot or filming music video. Whatever she was doing, she will be thinned out to perfection in the final version.

Whether Mimi's skiing or swimming, she has to show us her cleavage. But that suit does nothing for her body. It gives her a gut, reveals back fat, and the boy shorts make her look like a waddling dwarf. We rarely see MiMi bikini pictures and this may be why.

And no, I DON'T THINK SHE'S FAT, but the bikini she's in doesn't exactly make her look skinny, either. I wanna pinch her and make her hit one of her ...

RIHANNA BREAKS HER SILENCE!!!!

Posted 11/5/2009 12:37:00 PM
Rihanna says that she's strong, but that she was weak to reconcile with Chris Brown after he beat her. Rihanna says that she was so "embarrassed" that the world knows that she was in love with an abuser. RiRi also says that most women return to their attacker because they don't want violence to be the last memory that they have of their partner. She then begins to tear up when she thinks of the dangerous message that she sent to her female fans when she took Chris Brown back.

Regardless of Rihanna's motives, I'm glad she is speaking out. Rihanna has fans who may actually listen to her. If she's able to get even one woman to leave an abuser, than that's all that matters.
 

 
Incredibly brave … fearless … wow … catch the complete interview … tomorrow, November 6th … on 20/20 @ 10pm ET / ...

ladies!!!! 6 signs that your guy is cheating on you!!!

Posted 11/4/2009 2:08:00 PM
1. He's Acting Differently.

The most obvious sign of a cheating man is that he's acting differently than the way he used to. If there are any signals, don't freak out and assume he's having an affair. But be suspicious of developments. If he's always been private, hasn't ever had the highest sex drive, or flakes out on plans, that's just who he is. It's when he starts to be that way and never was before that you should start asking questions.

2. He's Avoiding You.

If he has suddenly started coming home much later, seems to be making excuses to be out of the house, starts going away without you on the weekends, or just seems to be avoiding you, that's trouble in your relationship.

3. You're Having Less/Different Sex.

A little less than half of cheating men report having less sex with their partner. Others keep having sex ...

CHRIS BROWNS NEW CD COVER!!!!

Posted 11/4/2009 2:02:00 PM
YOU MAKE THE CALL...GAY OR GOOD???
 
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COLERED IS BETTER....HAHAHAAA

Posted 11/4/2009 1:56:00 PM
 
AND THE SEQUEL!!!!
 
 

chaser in drag on halloween....eww what an ugly chick

Posted 11/3/2009 5:55:00 PM
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this is chase as a clown!!!! Image and video hosting by TinyPic
 
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CHRIS WALKEN PERFORMS POOOOKERFACE!!!

Posted 11/2/2009 1:50:00 PM

WE ARE DOUCHEBAGS...UNITED WE STAND!!!

Posted 11/2/2009 1:48:00 PM



We Are Douchebags

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